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The comical evil of Uday Hussein

During the Hussein regime, Saddam Hussein said his greatest failure was raising his son Uday, stating "Uday is too brutal to rule." Saddam--the supposed inventor of 200 different forms of torture--believed even he was tame compared to the villainy of his son. If that does not give you even a vague idea of Uday's wickedness from that statement alone, I will elaborate more.

Uday was famous for his running of the Iraqi Olympic team. You may ask yourself, "why would a dictator's son care about the Olympics?" He didn't. Well, he cared about the outcome, but he truly wanted his team to lose. He wanted them to lose so he could torture the athletes for failure. If the soccer team of Iraq failed to meet qualifiers in a tournament, he would force them to repeatedly kick a concrete soccer ball until their bones were shattered. Athletes who lost matches outright would be dragged through a gravel pit, immersed in sewage to induce infection, and flog them for three days. Uday was a frequent user of the iron maiden (please look this up: the image alone will tell you enough). If none of this was bad enough, he would usually kill their families after the athletes would pass from their torture.

During parties both inside and outside of Iraq, he loved to take his custom gold-plated AK-47 and shoot wildly into the crowd. He killed his uncle in this way, shot his father's cousin, and even bludgeoned his father's food taster to death infront of horrified and esteemed guests. At LEAST 200 people died at parties hosted or attended by Uday PER YEAR.

A friend of the Hussein family famously said the day that Uday discovered the internet was a "black day for Iraqis", because he used shock sites to learn new methods of torture from current and previous centuries. He would test them and rank them from most to least effective. He would lock unsuspecting (and often random) victims in coffins for days at a time. His favorite form of torture was the medieval falaqa, which is a rod with clamps that go around the ankles of the offender, that suspends the torture victim with their feet in the air. He would then use a common stick and strike their bare soles. If none of this convinced you, he was also a serial rapist and pedophile.

Despite everything I've said here, there is so much more that I've elected NOT to say or elaborate on, as I consider it NSFL. I do not want to emotionally scar visitors to this brand new website upon my very first entry. But, even though I urge you not to, I can send more material via Discord so you can read on your own leisure. I was exposed to a lot of really terrible media pieces when I was younger, so I am quite desensitized to a lot of this stuff, but even I had to pause my readings from time to time for mental health reasons. This man is potentially the most evil man to ever walk this earth. We should all be thankful that he was killed in a shootout with American forces during our invasion of Iraq.

The ONLY saving grace for any of this is that some--a very SLIM amount--of the material may be misinformation. We can only hope that some of the more horrific things were untrue or simply embelishments. But given the sheer amount of witnesses (and even footage) of his wrongdoings, I am safe to say that a solid 90% of it is factual.